THE SECRET *SHHHHHH*

Ira "Watchful or vigilant" in Hebrew
Kelly "Warrior" in Irish
Lonnie "Ready for battle" in German

OK LADIES, I HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO THESE 3. THREE POSSIBLE NAMES FOR MY BAND. i LIKE ALL THREE SO I'LL WAIT ANOTHER DAY OR SO BEFORE I DECIDE.
OK SO I DID EAT WELL TODAY ON MUSHIES, I'VE HAD ABOUT 800 CALORIES. BAND IS DOING FINE. I HAVEN'T FELT STUFFED BUT I'VE BEEN EATING SMALL AMOUNTS ANYWAY, I HAVEN'T TESTED IT. I'M NOT GOING TO TEST IT. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THAT IT WILL WORK AND I WILL UP THE EXERCISE AND TOGETHER WE SHALL SUCEED!!!
THIS OTHER BANDSTER CHICK I FOLLOW ON HER BLOG IS STARTING TO USE "THE SECRET" TO DO WELL. SHE STARTED CHANTING "I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK" REPEATEDLY AND FOR LIKE 6 WKS OR SO IT'S WORKED. HAHA! I BELIEVE IN THE SECRET, I KNOW THE MIND IS A VERY POWERFUL THING. I PUT WHAT I WANT MY NEXT WEIGHT TO BE UP ON MY SCREEN SAVER AT MY HOME PC SO I SEE IT ALL THE TIME. ANYWAY, SHE SAID THIS:
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I AM SO SKINNY.
I AM SO SKINNY.
I AM A MILLIONARE.
I AM A MILLIONARE.
...IS IT WORKING YET??
LOL! SHE'S SO FUNNY AND CUTE! A VERY GOOD WRITER. THAT'S HOW I FEEL AS WELL, "IS IT WORKING YET?" BUT I NEED TO HARVEST THE REAL SECRET AND DO MORE OF IT. I'VE BEEN SLACKING. I NEED TO MAKE MY WISHBOARD THAT SHOWS ME AS A RUNNER AND A DANCER, ASAP.
OH AND I TALKED TO PRINCE CHARMING MORE TODAY. A FELLOW CHUBBY CHICK (IN A RELATIONSHIP) BLOGGED ABOUT HOW WHEN SHE WAS SINGLE BEFORE SHE NEVER LET HER WEIGHT HOLD HER BACK FROM DATING. SHE SAID SHE NEVER SAID OR THOUGHT "I'M TOO FAT TO DATE.". I SAY THAT ALLLLLLLLL THE TIME. I WONDER IF I'M TOO HARD ON MYSELF OF MAYBE IF THE TYPE OF MAN I LIKE IS JUST SOOOO HOT AND ATTRACTIVE THAT IT'S REALISTIC HE WOULDN'T WANT A CHUBBY WOMAN. I DUNNO! I FEEL SO RESERVED TO PUSH FORWARD W/ CHARMING B/C HE'S ATTRACTIVE, SMART, EDUCATED, FUNNY, AND HEALTHY. HE'S SUPER HEALTHY! I JUST FEEL LIKE GENERALLY "HEALTH FREAKS" DISLIKE FAT PEOPLE. HE'S NICE TO ME BUT I DUNNO. I JUST DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IF I COULD GET DONE ANOTHER 10-15 LBS MY CONFIDENCE WOULD GROW.
XOXO,
LIZ
p.s. My own secret chant:
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I WILL LOSE 2 LBS THIS WEEK.
I SHALL GET LAID SOON.
I SHALL GET LAID SOON.
I SHALL GET LAID SOON.
LOOKY LOOKY AT MY TIGHT, TONED SKIN!
LOOKY LOOKY AT MY TIGHT, TONED SKIN!
LOOKY LOOKY AT MY TIGHT, TONED SKIN!

Comments

  1. hahaha...i dont know who this other chick is but I would sure like to meet her :) For realz though, I still havent re-read that book although it only takes a nano second to do...but it is such a good philosophy. Harder to put in place then we think, it really takes practice! We will rock it though and then write The Secret V.2-WLS.

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