Ackward Boobies! Caution: Puke in mouth alert!


Alright so now that you've gotten to enjoy grama's tittys I'll share my story. Just like 15 mins ago I was done w/ some packing, moving, and cleaning at my house. The last hour I did it braless b/c I was alone, hot, and it was annoying me. I leave to head to moms and decide to STAY braless.

Play by Play -----> I pull out onto the road, this suv comes up fast behind me, I speed up sufficiently, he switches lanes and gets beside me, light turns red, we're at the red light side by side. I had noticed while he got closer behind me he had his windows down, radio up, and appeared cute. So while we're at the light side by side I do not look at him, b/c that makes ME uncool. So I'm thinking and smiling about how he's probably lookin' at the chick that cut him off. Thinkin how he probably thinks I'm hott!!! And if we weren't in cars he'd get my number or do me right there. haha! (One can only fantasize right, it's all good in daydream land).

Cut to...

Light turns green, we pull up, he passes me, I'm still thinking about how good I look, I glance down at for some reason and realize the seat belt is pushing my big saggy right boob over to the right near armpit land! OMGGGGGGG! All I can think while laughing hysterically is that if he did look, think she's cute, he had to have noticed saggy boob trapped near right arm/arm pit land! haha! bahahahahahahah! I laughed for 2 miles and couldn't wait to gethome to blog about it!


Guess it's near time to decide if I want more kids or not b/c I am gonna need that boob lift. I'd prefer no implants but I'm daydreaming of a lift and tummy tuck! Ahhhh! Hope you enjoyed! I'm still smiling!


Signing off from saggy booby land,
Izzy poo!


P.s. If you're new around here, I am strangley aware of my weirdness and I quit enjoy it! Oh and I try to follow all of my followers but some of the newer few I might not be yet. Leave a comment so I can get to know you ladies! I love our network here in BandLand!!! Welcome!!!


p.s.S. (<----I just realized I have no idea what that stands for, haha!) anywhoodle, I laughed so HARD when re-reading this blog that I cried, peed a little, and could barely read it to share w/ my mom b/c of hysterical laughing! I hope all enjoy!

Comments

  1. GenOctober 30, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    OMG hysterical, thanks I needed that!

    You are one brave lady leaving the house braless!

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  2. Liz - Lizzle - Libby LouOctober 30, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    haha! Thanks! I get that bravery from my mom who is Queen of Braless land and is always flying low and free like the Eagle!

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  3. NicoleOctober 30, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    that has to be the funniest thing i've heard/read in awhile.

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  4. Amy W.October 30, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Are you jacked up on caffenine? Crazy girl!

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  5. Liz - Lizzle - Libby LouOctober 30, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    Amy- yes I was, I sure was. Still feelin' good. I had a lot to do today. I am a whole person on my caffeine! Ahhhhhh! *peaceful*

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  6. RooOctober 31, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    bahahahahah, visual image in my head is hilarious! Gotta love the tatas!

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  7. DinnerlandNovember 1, 2009 at 7:03 AM

    Now... do you really need to be encouraging bandsters to be puking? For heaven's sake!! Ha ha.
    That picture is a little bit of what I'm afraid of after just one kid and breast feeding. We shall see post band... thanks for your comments about my little harry potter.

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  8. Liz - Lizzle - Libby LouNovember 1, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Dinnerland- No absolutely not encouraging people to throw up. It's just that so many people that I follow on here have at least a few PB experiences until they figure out what does/does not work for them. It just makes me wonder if I'm doing something wrong? Or am I doing it so perfectly that I'm not having that side effect? That's all.

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  9. DinnerlandNovember 2, 2009 at 3:59 AM

    Oh-- I was KIDDING!!! Sorry, I guess sarcasm doesn't come out too well in a post sometimes. You are fortunate and probably doing all the right things to avoid any PB'ing. Keep up the great work!! My surgeon said that it is totally unnecessary that it should happen-- but while it isn't inevitable, it seems it happens to many of even the best bandsters. Consider yourself lucky!!

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  10. TamaraNovember 2, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    You are so dang funny, thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

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  11. Liz - Lizzle - Libby LouNovember 2, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Dinnerland- I couldn't tell whether or not you were serious. And since you aren't banded yet I didn't want to confuse you in any way or think I was a "bad bandster" giving crappy advice. It's all good, you get my drift!

    Tamara- I'm glad it put a smile on your face! My job here is done! haha!

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  12. carlaNovember 3, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    You just made my day with that story ha...keep up the good work

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